Hoseph
Joey | 21 | Super duper gay
Marriages end; first-wives last forever.
I’m so relieved to find out this is still as funny today as it was at 3am immediately before I passed out
(via ballerinalouis)
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
(via harrywhippedprincess)
(via jazeth)
that’s suave as shit.
Wow
Me on my way to steal ur footballer
i love sports
he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice
smooth as fuck
(via geekygaylife)
(via giggle)
me gleefully choosing alarm sounds that will startle and upset me for the next morning at 4:45 am
(via ihazzaitbad)
This is the only valid tik tok.
Bro….
😂😂😂
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
